Episode #8 - ESCAPING THE SON

Yep, we're still putting up the HQ eps here and eventually will have the other eps on iTunes starting February 1st, 2013.

But without further ado, here we have the latest episode of Backroom Pitching and we're on Facebook!
and Podbean! Which means we'll be on iTunes soon. And if you have title suggestions or constructive criticisms, email us!

But first, you can download it here and even torrent it.

So this week we talk about Breastfeeding and exclamation points

Deus Ex Human Revolution still sucks

Ben watched How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

We're kinda fans of Michael Moore...but not really.

Harrison worked for the SES

Nick Cage

We need to see Escape from Tomorrow

The Sweatbox....I call it the Steambox in the podcast to make a gag that I realise doesn't work now.

AND FINALLY SOME BACKDOOR PITCHING!
yes, we're calling the segment backdoor pitching


Nicolas Cage

Tobey Maguire

Chris O'Dowd

Clancy Brown

Jessica Chastain

and Viola Davis

in...

ESCAPING THE SON

CHASING THE SON

MOCKUMENTARY

"escaping the bounds of humanity"

CHILD and HORRIFIC FATHER RELATIONSHIPp

ESCAPING THE ABUSIVE WORLD

VAUDEVILLIAN ACTOR

1920'S

running away to join the circus

super8

B&W

NICK CAGE - DAD
TOBEY MCGUIRE - SON

FRANKIE MUNIZ?

ACT ONE

OLD STYLE HOUSE

Edd - DAD

Will - SON

Eddy Pastafino - Joe Pesci

Elizabeth Schultz - Jessica Chastain

Bearded Woman - Chris O'Dowd

Ringmaster Steve - Clancy Brown

Magician - David Lynch

Catherine Schultz - Viola Davis

ACT TWO

FOLLOWING

CIRCUS

FADE TO BLACK

ACT THREE

SHE DIES


See you on the otherside when you...escape the son

On the Ship - Ep #7 - Turnstyle Hate

I was sick this week, but we powered through to bring you this week's episode!

GOLDEN GLOBES

WORK

INTERNET HISTORY

UNIVERSITY EXPERIENCES

THE NEW GAMERS DICTIONARY

PURE PWNAGE

INTERNET NOSTALGIA

WE FINALLY HAVE A TITLE FOR OUR PODCAST

BUT WE LOOK UP BABY NAMES?!

And then finally...

COLIN FERRELL

SELMA HAYEK

LIAM NEESON

DAVE CHAPPELLE

IN

TURNSTYLE HATE

A story by Ben Semenchuk
Script by Ben Semenchuk and Harrison Engstrom

NOTES!

modern western drama

TURNSTYLE HATE

COLIN FERRELL as DUSTY MCTAVISH - Irish Heritage

Irish invasion

Racial 

foggy streets of new york

dusty mctavish on the streets - smoking a cigarette - low brow - trenchcoat
Spurs
cant see his face
light orange glow

MORE SPURS - IRREGULAR PATTERNS

QUICK PACING 

TURNS 

There ain't space big 

Cowboys in New York

guns on them - big coats

figures walk out of the shadows

not much - 

Dusty's town 

Ben can't do an Irish accent

IRISH vs. EVERYONE

They're dead

CREDITS SEQUENCE

FASHION TAKEN OVER IN WILD WEST FASHIONS

CORSETS AND BODICES - 

Littered subway with all these people

posters 

SELMA HAYEK as love interest, Alexis Martinez
Punk outfit, but still blending in

GLMI'S - Want - takeover the corrupt side - racists - like the Irish Mafia

CHILOULA EXPRESS = CHEX

CRACKER BARRELL = CRABS

SOUTHSIDE BOYS - SOUTHIES

MCTAVISH IS SECOND IN CHARGE

FIRST IN CHARGE - LIAM NEESON, SOOTY MCTAVISH - FATHER

RIVAL - ZACK SNYDER - THE MOTHERFUCKING GREEN

ACT TWO

FIGHTING AND BRAWLING

SECRET IRISH PUB
GRENADES THROWN INTO THE BUILDING DURING A MEETING

STEALTHY ASSASSINS IN MASKS DOING STUFF - WHO ARE THESE GUYS?

GREEN AND MCTAVISHES FIGHTING IN THE SUBWAY

SOOTY GETS SHOT AND THEN FIGHTS BACK

NO ONE KNOWS WHO 

THEY'RE IN ENEMY TERRITORY

LIAM NEESON - ARMED 

southsides + cracker barrels vs. GLMI's

DAVE CHAPPELLE = new gang leader

BEAUTIFUL SILHOUETTED DEATH SCENE

INCEST ISSUES

CHEX hoping to team up with GLMI's

ORIGINAL TONY

TONY MARTINEZ = ANTONIO BANDERES

ACT ENDS WITH COMING TO AGREEMENT

ACT THREE

RIFTS STILL GOING 

BULLET'S FLYING EVERYWHERE

GREENE'S DEAD - PLANNING DOUBLE CROSS - BUGGED THROUGH THE WHOLE 

GOING TO WAR

RELATIONSHIP WITH ALEXIS IS REVEALED IN A HEATED MOMENT 

ORIGINAL T IS DEAD 

THIRD ACT FIGHT SCENE - WESTERN STYLE FIGHTING - STAND OFFS IN THE 

DELETED TORTURE SCENE - BONDING...WHAT?

SOYLENT GREENE PLAYED BY DAVE CHAPPELLE - HALF BROTHER WITH MOTHERFUCKING GREENE

SOYLENT GREENE'S TALENT AMAZING SHOT

BULLETS HIT

"YOU'RE MY EQUAL"

SHOOTS HIM IN THE DAMN FACE

POSTER - FOUR HANDED HANDSHAKE OF ALL DIFFERENT RACES

You can download the podcast or torrent it.

On the Ship with Semenchuk - Episode #6 - Valentine's Liaison

We made it to episode 6...but we need a new title! Remember to email suggestions to harrisonthefan@gmail.com


Also we got the podcast down to less than two hours. As per usual we make a movie but before we get to our movie we talk a lot about gaming for some reason

Dishonored

Rich people don't need criticism

Silent Protagonist

The Steam Box (which one version is currently codenamed Piston)

Why are people buying the Wii U

Just a reminder we don't have a name still

Why doesn't Harrison have a professional email account?

The Bottom 100 on IMDB

and then...we make up a movie....


GERARD BUTLER

ANNE HATHAWAY

IN

THE VALENTINE'S LIAISON...

A romantic comedy that will blow your heart away...

Story by Ben Semenchuk

Written by Ben Semenchuk and Harrison Engstrom

Remember you can download it right here or just torrent it.

Also here are the notes I took while we were making this up...

The Valentine's Liaison

2013 Modern day

Black dressed lady, crosses street, sitting in cafe

New York
LA
Denver
Washington

Paris


American Anne Hathaway in Paris

touching her back 

white shirt, cufflinks

Gerard Butler

"I know you've been waiting, doll..."


Same meeting place, same time

FIRST ACT

ANNE HATHAWAY AWAKES - Sunshine bungalow window
beach

BUTLER looking at the sunrise

Anne Hathaway "I have no idea what you're talking about"

jump cuts between former torture and an accident

Mental psychosis - every sixth months - changes

Head trauma - married before 

50 First Dates meets Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Spy bunker 

The new evil 

ACT TWO

KIM JUNG IL - ROBOTS - Developed by NK

JOHN GOODMAN - LT. KERNAL - SOUTHERN ACCENT
SSA

spat on a plane

pilot is ridiculous

ADAM SANDLER - As an old female 

dies - anne hathaway cares

continue along to NK

long trek and montage and talking more flashbacks and realise what happened to her. There was an accident on their honeymoon in the Middle East

ACT III

They start to kill North Korean cannibals 

killing passive aggressively

Anne Hathaway naked and then fighting and sexing

"see you on the other side"

KOREAN TOWER - KIM JONG UN

Battle one last nuclear 

GIANT MECHAZOID

Explosives and love and high five and cut to black

Alt ending 1: Kim Jung Un wins and sets up the sequel for The Avengers which turns into Avengers 2

Alt ending 2: She gets amnesia again...

On the Ship with Semenchuk - Episode #5 - The Minotaur Corrupted

EPISODE 5 on the ship with Semenchuk

On this episode!

The End of the World

Work and jobs and I don't understand money

Dieting and weight loss

The Future of Technologies

"Kirby Dick's" This Film is Not Yet Rated

Gun Control

The Expendables is a stupid series

The Saw Franchise is just a little less stupid

BUY CHOLULA

Weddings are amazing

Tasmania is beautiful...but lonely.

I wanna move to Melbourne...

And just like last week we made a movie....this week...

MICHAEL CERA...

MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ....

JEFFERY TAMBOR...

MARK WAHLBERG....

ANDY SERKIS....

and MARTIN FREEMAN in...

MINOTAUR CORRUPTED.

You can download it here or even torrent it.


Decided to put the notes in a same post this time, makes it easier


2005
Petagon

Generals

Rebranding Michael Cera - no awkward shit
Barry Mandry - Michael Cera
General Krater - Jeffery Tambor

Labyrinth

Level below the war room

Infiltrated Labyrinth

Minotaur Corrupted

BIG FONT - MINOTAUR CREDITS SEQUENCE

JAMES BOND vs BOURNE

POST-NOIR SPY THRILLER

ACT ONE

WEST WING OPENING
FITTED OUT

EXPLOSIVE SPECIALIST - MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ - love interest
LITHUANIAN STEALTH - ANDY SERKIS
SNIPER - MARK WHARLBERG
BEEF GUY - MARTIN FREEMAN

TRAINING MONTAAAAAAGE



ACT TWO -
emotional death

SERKIS DIED

ALT - RAYBRIM YARDMAN

ACT THREE

MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ AND MICHAEL CERA SEX

FINAL SEQUENCE THROWING

MINIGUN MARTIN FREEMAN

MINOTAUR REVEALED TO BE A CLONE

SEQUEL POTENTIAL?

Also since you made it all the way down here, we will be starting to put the show up on iTunes starting February 2013, so see you on the App Store.