On the Ship with Semenchuk - Episode #6 - Valentine's Liaison

We made it to episode 6...but we need a new title! Remember to email suggestions to harrisonthefan@gmail.com


Also we got the podcast down to less than two hours. As per usual we make a movie but before we get to our movie we talk a lot about gaming for some reason

Dishonored

Rich people don't need criticism

Silent Protagonist

The Steam Box (which one version is currently codenamed Piston)

Why are people buying the Wii U

Just a reminder we don't have a name still

Why doesn't Harrison have a professional email account?

The Bottom 100 on IMDB

and then...we make up a movie....


GERARD BUTLER

ANNE HATHAWAY

IN

THE VALENTINE'S LIAISON...

A romantic comedy that will blow your heart away...

Story by Ben Semenchuk

Written by Ben Semenchuk and Harrison Engstrom

Remember you can download it right here or just torrent it.

Also here are the notes I took while we were making this up...

The Valentine's Liaison

2013 Modern day

Black dressed lady, crosses street, sitting in cafe

New York
LA
Denver
Washington

Paris


American Anne Hathaway in Paris

touching her back 

white shirt, cufflinks

Gerard Butler

"I know you've been waiting, doll..."


Same meeting place, same time

FIRST ACT

ANNE HATHAWAY AWAKES - Sunshine bungalow window
beach

BUTLER looking at the sunrise

Anne Hathaway "I have no idea what you're talking about"

jump cuts between former torture and an accident

Mental psychosis - every sixth months - changes

Head trauma - married before 

50 First Dates meets Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Spy bunker 

The new evil 

ACT TWO

KIM JUNG IL - ROBOTS - Developed by NK

JOHN GOODMAN - LT. KERNAL - SOUTHERN ACCENT
SSA

spat on a plane

pilot is ridiculous

ADAM SANDLER - As an old female 

dies - anne hathaway cares

continue along to NK

long trek and montage and talking more flashbacks and realise what happened to her. There was an accident on their honeymoon in the Middle East

ACT III

They start to kill North Korean cannibals 

killing passive aggressively

Anne Hathaway naked and then fighting and sexing

"see you on the other side"

KOREAN TOWER - KIM JONG UN

Battle one last nuclear 

GIANT MECHAZOID

Explosives and love and high five and cut to black

Alt ending 1: Kim Jung Un wins and sets up the sequel for The Avengers which turns into Avengers 2

Alt ending 2: She gets amnesia again...