Episode #8 - ESCAPING THE SON

Yep, we're still putting up the HQ eps here and eventually will have the other eps on iTunes starting February 1st, 2013.

But without further ado, here we have the latest episode of Backroom Pitching and we're on Facebook!
and Podbean! Which means we'll be on iTunes soon. And if you have title suggestions or constructive criticisms, email us!

But first, you can download it here and even torrent it.

So this week we talk about Breastfeeding and exclamation points

Deus Ex Human Revolution still sucks

Ben watched How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

We're kinda fans of Michael Moore...but not really.

Harrison worked for the SES

Nick Cage

We need to see Escape from Tomorrow

The Sweatbox....I call it the Steambox in the podcast to make a gag that I realise doesn't work now.

AND FINALLY SOME BACKDOOR PITCHING!
yes, we're calling the segment backdoor pitching


Nicolas Cage

Tobey Maguire

Chris O'Dowd

Clancy Brown

Jessica Chastain

and Viola Davis

in...

ESCAPING THE SON

CHASING THE SON

MOCKUMENTARY

"escaping the bounds of humanity"

CHILD and HORRIFIC FATHER RELATIONSHIPp

ESCAPING THE ABUSIVE WORLD

VAUDEVILLIAN ACTOR

1920'S

running away to join the circus

super8

B&W

NICK CAGE - DAD
TOBEY MCGUIRE - SON

FRANKIE MUNIZ?

ACT ONE

OLD STYLE HOUSE

Edd - DAD

Will - SON

Eddy Pastafino - Joe Pesci

Elizabeth Schultz - Jessica Chastain

Bearded Woman - Chris O'Dowd

Ringmaster Steve - Clancy Brown

Magician - David Lynch

Catherine Schultz - Viola Davis

ACT TWO

FOLLOWING

CIRCUS

FADE TO BLACK

ACT THREE

SHE DIES


See you on the otherside when you...escape the son

On the Ship with Semenchuk - Episode #6 - Valentine's Liaison

We made it to episode 6...but we need a new title! Remember to email suggestions to harrisonthefan@gmail.com


Also we got the podcast down to less than two hours. As per usual we make a movie but before we get to our movie we talk a lot about gaming for some reason

Dishonored

Rich people don't need criticism

Silent Protagonist

The Steam Box (which one version is currently codenamed Piston)

Why are people buying the Wii U

Just a reminder we don't have a name still

Why doesn't Harrison have a professional email account?

The Bottom 100 on IMDB

and then...we make up a movie....


GERARD BUTLER

ANNE HATHAWAY

IN

THE VALENTINE'S LIAISON...

A romantic comedy that will blow your heart away...

Story by Ben Semenchuk

Written by Ben Semenchuk and Harrison Engstrom

Remember you can download it right here or just torrent it.

Also here are the notes I took while we were making this up...

The Valentine's Liaison

2013 Modern day

Black dressed lady, crosses street, sitting in cafe

New York
LA
Denver
Washington

Paris


American Anne Hathaway in Paris

touching her back 

white shirt, cufflinks

Gerard Butler

"I know you've been waiting, doll..."


Same meeting place, same time

FIRST ACT

ANNE HATHAWAY AWAKES - Sunshine bungalow window
beach

BUTLER looking at the sunrise

Anne Hathaway "I have no idea what you're talking about"

jump cuts between former torture and an accident

Mental psychosis - every sixth months - changes

Head trauma - married before 

50 First Dates meets Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Spy bunker 

The new evil 

ACT TWO

KIM JUNG IL - ROBOTS - Developed by NK

JOHN GOODMAN - LT. KERNAL - SOUTHERN ACCENT
SSA

spat on a plane

pilot is ridiculous

ADAM SANDLER - As an old female 

dies - anne hathaway cares

continue along to NK

long trek and montage and talking more flashbacks and realise what happened to her. There was an accident on their honeymoon in the Middle East

ACT III

They start to kill North Korean cannibals 

killing passive aggressively

Anne Hathaway naked and then fighting and sexing

"see you on the other side"

KOREAN TOWER - KIM JONG UN

Battle one last nuclear 

GIANT MECHAZOID

Explosives and love and high five and cut to black

Alt ending 1: Kim Jung Un wins and sets up the sequel for The Avengers which turns into Avengers 2

Alt ending 2: She gets amnesia again...